One Christmas you wanted to tell this blog to have a “very merry Christmas”. You might not remember when you did this.It growled and replied,” I hate Christmas. “ Why do you hate? Why, why, why? “, you replied. “I never get anything” it said unhappily, “Not even a chicken wing!”. It was then that you decided you’d try to cheer the blog up. ” But how? ” , you thought. “It’s a freaking blog.” , you thought. But even so, you thought and you thought. Very soon you knew what to do. You’d ask people to comment and ask people they knew if they’d comment too. So if you’re reading lovely post, leave a comment; be nice though.
That’s the poem for today. Thanks for Reading. And please join the Cheer Up The Blog That Hates Christmas and Other Hoildays Campain or CUTBHCAOHC for short.
P.S. Don’t forget to wish this blog a Happy New Year with lots of fun and lots of cheer.
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December 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Josiah
I hope this Cheers the Blog up. Things could be a lot worse at least you don’t have to buy everyone in your family a gift.
December 26, 2008 at 4:17 pm
sonofwalt
Yes, truly. I cried when I read this, but cheer up, and don’t let this blog start gettin’ down with the hooch, or it’ll end up ripped like a spun monkey.
Which reminds me I’ll have to post the Youtube Christmas Card you sent me.
December 26, 2008 at 4:28 pm
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December 26, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Steven at Green dads
Cheer up Blog, it’s over now.
Oh, Happy New Year!
December 27, 2008 at 5:01 pm
dougshots
’tis all over but the cleanup, so get at that mess right now, OK? I wish this blog a very happy New Year!
December 28, 2008 at 10:43 pm
sonofwalt
haha, hey, Micah! I love the new sad faced monkey and the thought bubble. perfect. And if your blog reads this comment, please tell it I am grateful.
December 31, 2008 at 2:23 am
poeticgrin
Spun monkeys are very ripped. I don’t know from experience. I just heard it. Seriously. I know nothing about monkeys and their spinning habits from personal, day-to-day time spent with monkeys, spinning. I am not, I repeat, NOT a professional monkey spinner. I don’t even LIKE monkeys, okay? Especially SPINNING monkeys.
Don’t judge me!
January 23, 2009 at 10:27 pm
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