The Blog That Will Never Love You

Happy New Year

micahthemonkey — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:10:27 +0000

From the blog – What are you celebrating. Another year is almost over. And you still haven’t lived up too your new years resolution. What is you are still worthless and I’m starting to wonder if you’ll ever amount to anything. You waste so much time reading blog posts on the internet. Your such a loser. Happy new year dork.
From Micah – The blog wanted me to give you that message. My new years resolution is to post in the blog more. I’m playing all kinds of games tonight at home and drinking egg nog and counting down the new year. And would like to wish you a very happy new year. So, yeah. Later. Also get some exercise.

Merry Christmas!

micahthemonkey — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:26:09 +0000

Sorry about the lack of decorating like I need for V-Day. But for now, just temporarily, the heading is the tale of a humpback whale. Anyway right now as I’m typing it’s 11:55and almost Christmas. In fact 5 min til. I know the blog doesn’t like me to write crap in it and it will probably complain about it later, but I’m going to post this anyway.
I spent this Christmas Eve with my dad. But before we had to ask that to ask that wonderful question: How many redneck does it take to move a truck? Ya see it was like this: Redneck 1′s truck breaks down. So he decided to call up Redneck number 2. So Redneck number 2 shows up and gets this big 8 foot chain out of his pickup. Rednecks 1 and 2 connect the trucks with so much slack you know its not gonna end well. So they start hauling it down hill. Smack right into the snow bank by the turn. By this time Rednecks 3 and 4 had showed up with a 3rd truck. The rednecks haul it back up the hill and let it roll down into a parking area. They get back on track and get him going on his way. On his way down the hill Redneck 1 hits the other truck because he forgets to hit the brake. So now you know it takes 4 Rednecks to move a truck
Saw this at the Campus theater in Louisburg and thought it was funny:
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We thought there’d be lights for Christmas in the graveyard tonight like always. But I guess not. Dad thought he saw some but it was just the lights for Skeeters Restaurant.

Well that’s all for now since I don’t wanna stay up real long. By the way the blog wants to wish you a terrible christmas and let you know no matter how many gifts you bring it will never love you. Yup she back to her old self. Goodbye and Merry Christmas from TBTWNLY and Me.

The Blog That Will Never Love You – New Mate?

micahthemonkey — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:51:34 +0000

No. Recently I saw in the spam of the comments on this blog a comment on The New Years post I made in which I said that TBTWNLY is seeking a new mate better than this one that there was a blog that was interested. Unfortunately this blog doesn’t understand Chinese. Thus this blog is definitely not TBTWNLY’s valentine.

Mad Master Monkey Madness Returns!

micahthemonkey — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:27:41 +0000

Well, actually you’ve probably never even heard of Mad Master Monkey Madness. It was a blog of JS before. I used blog about my life. Then I got bored with that. So I made this one. The thing is I don’t really like to post stuff on this blog that doesn’t haven’t to do with the blog itself. It was created for stuff like this. Actually really I don’t really care. It’s the blog that has a problem with it. It’s so doggone naggy. Gosh! However I realized I didn’t have anywhere to post some other stuff about my life (as if I have one) or even just cool crap I find. Recently I found out that JournalSpace.com is back from the dead. And it is now a lot like WordPress. It has something called WordPress MU istalled for it. I decided to join that. And thus my old blog has returned. You can visit it here:

New Years Resolution

micahthemonkey — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:44:27 +0000

Well it’s that time of year again. Time to make your new years resolution and break it in one week. Well it’s sad, but that’s the way it is. The writer of this blog has a new years resolution. However, the sad truth is that is confidential information. Well, this blog has a new years resolution though. And it told the writer or typer (that so should be a word) or journalist or blogger or whatever of this blog, who’s name I cannot mention, to type it up or down or whatever onto this blog. I said I’d do, but do I ever get a thank you? No. Oh, that ungrateful piece of @$#%! Sorry about that. I’ll try to…oh @%#$!
I hope the blog doesn’t read this. Okay this blog’s new years resolution is to find a new mate. It dumped it’s old mate because it was kind of dull and boring.It just wasn’t exciting enough. Blogs have said that they love The Blog That Will Never Will You, but TBTWNLY’s usaul response is ” I Will Never Love You!”. So, if your a blog and you think you might wanna date this blog: Good Luck with that. Heaven knows what it will do. Wait a minute. How do you tell the gender of a blog? Or maybe I don’t wanna know.

The Nice Kitty Song

micahthemonkey — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:53:36 +0000

I’m sure you’ve seen or should I say heard the mean kitty song, have you seen the nice kitty song by dave days. Well here you go:

New Feature

micahthemonkey — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:50:43 +0000

Have you ever been wondering why I write in this blog, who I am or why this blog will never love you? Now there are finally answers to your dumb questions that you were afriad to ask . Just go on over to the About Q&A Page. Most of your questions will be answered there. Then there are the questions in which the answers to them are confidentail. Have a good day!

The Blog That Hates Christmas and Other Hoildays

micahthemonkey — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:45:22 +0000

One Christmas you wanted to tell this blog to have a “very merry Christmas”. You might not remember when you did this.It growled and replied,” I hate Christmas. “ Why do you hate? Why, why, why? “, you replied. “I never get anything” it said unhappily, “Not even a chicken wing!”. It was then that you decided you’d try to cheer the blog up. ” But how? ” , you thought. “It’s a freaking blog.” , you thought. But even so, you thought and you thought. Very soon you knew what to do. You’d ask people to comment and ask people they knew if they’d comment too. So if you’re reading lovely post, leave a comment; be nice though.

That’s the poem for today. Thanks for Reading. And please join the Cheer Up The Blog That Hates Christmas and Other Hoildays Campain or CUTBHCAOHC for short.

P.S. Don’t forget to wish this blog a Happy New Year with lots of fun and lots of cheer.

This Blog Will Never Love You!

micahthemonkey — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:39:35 +0000

WARNING: The following post is extremely sad and may cause horrible depression if you continue on.

Once upon a time, you were probably boring. Oops I meant to type bored. Then again maybe you are boring. I was boring once. I accidentally typed boring instead of bored and then started going on about boring stuff. I had breakfast cereal for breakfast, by the way. I hope this post is as boring. Wait I’m not talking about boring stuff anyone. I hope this post is as amusing as possible. Okay next paragraph will be better as long as it doesn’t suck.

Now where was I now…Oh! Once upon a time you were probably bored or something (maybe even on something) and somehow you found this blog or this post or whatever. You saw this blog and thought it was love at first site (get it). You thought this blog was meant for you to read (yeah right). However,then you read the last sentence of this post. This Blog Will Never Love You!