Well it’s that time of year again. Time to make your new years resolution and break it in one week. Well it’s sad, but that’s the way it is. The writer of this blog has a new years resolution. However, the sad truth is that is confidential information. Well, this blog has a new years resolution though. And it told the writer or typer (that so should be a word) or journalist or blogger or whatever of this blog, who’s name I cannot mention, to type it up or down or whatever onto this blog. I said I’d do, but do I ever get a thank you? No. Oh, that ungrateful piece of @$#%! Sorry about that. I’ll try to…oh @%#$!
I hope the blog doesn’t read this. Okay this blog’s new years resolution is to find a new mate. It dumped it’s old mate because it was kind of dull and boring.It just wasn’t exciting enough. Blogs have said that they love The Blog That Will Never Will You, but TBTWNLY’s usaul response is ” I Will Never Love You!”. So, if your a blog and you think you might wanna date this blog: Good Luck with that. Heaven knows what it will do. Wait a minute. How  do you tell the gender of a blog? Or maybe I don’t wanna know.